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The Best Thing I’ve Done For My Relationship Was Catching Crabs

How on earth can I be doing this with the wife of a lifelong friend?

Travis Hubbard

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I’d never done anything like this in my life. She talked me into it (that’s what I tell myself anyway). It was a hot Sunday afternoon. We’d been watching baseball and drinking a few beers.

Our respective spouses had driven into Charleston to play a round of golf, leaving us to our own devices.

Once I finally gave in, she slipped off into the bedroom to change into something more appropriate.

When she emerged from her bedroom, I knew I was going to need to change my clothes as well. No need to trash my new Vineyard Vines tee and killer Birdwell’s. So I ran upstairs, stripping down in the upstairs laundry and throwing on some old stuff I could really get messy in, and throw away if necessary.

How on earth can I be doing this with the wife of a lifelong friend?

But the heart wants what it wants, and damn it I deserved a little fun too.

And away we went.

The first time we did it was absolutely amazing.

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Travis Hubbard
Travis Hubbard

Written by Travis Hubbard

Developer, writer, digital alchemist. 30 years in software. MEng Stevens.

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