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I Grew My Hair Back, My Penis Is Huge, and I Lost 53 Pounds
Thank God for spam.
A carefully crafted email list is a license to print money. Anything less is a waste of your money and my time.
You know what I’m talking about right?
I had no idea that so many women were trying to reach me. Or that I had relatives in Australia that wanted to add me to their will. Or that taking one pill a day would morph me into Eros (backed by science).
It truly is a Wonderful World!
Tasty, salted meat aside…
Spam is a problem.
Just this morning I got an email from a business owning, Lambo driving, friend O’mine that said if I could prevent all this shit email from landing in his inbox he’d pay $500 a month as a subscriber.
Spam and keyword filters do a decent job, but they don’t get it all. It’s an interesting problem that I don’t want to waste too many cycles on.
So I’ll do what I can on the other side: the sending side.
Don’t send unsolicited emails. It’s a waste of your money and my time.
On the flip side: send solicited email.
